Category: Humor

The Next Generation

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Tale of Two Alligators

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Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, “I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age; we…

Life Reminders

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The Wedding Night

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Mike was going to be married to Jane, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed…

Senior Toons That May Be True

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Overturned Golf Cart

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While golfing, a handsome senior gentleman accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon. A very attractive, 40ish, female golfer, who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you OK?” “I’m OK,…

The American Health Insurance Situation

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The medical community is unable to reach consensus on what to do with America’s health insurance situation. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of…

The Israeli Quarterback

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The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European leagues, but he couldn’t find a…

Air Force One’s New Ornament

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It has been reported that Air Force One had a new ornament installed in support of Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States, who dares to Make America Great Again! Related Posts Trumped Nation: Exploring the Impact of…

Chin Chin Restaurant

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When I was in Las Vegas, Nevada I came across this restaurant. I saw the name and had to laugh because “chin chin” in Japanese means penis. I can’t say that I want to eat here. Who knows what they…

The Legless Parrot

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A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, “Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?” The parrot says, “I…

True Courage

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Is it fighting a bull without a weapon? Is it flying a fighter in combat? Is it free fall parachuting? Is it bungee jumping? Is it white water rafting? Ah – But ​aare nothing! This, my friend, is true courage:…

Andrew Garfield Nominated for the Oscars

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Andrew Garfield received an Academy Award nomination for his performance in the film *Hacksaw Ridge*, leading some to playfully suggest the actor, previously known for his role as Spider-Man, might win.

Oscars Jimmy Kimmel

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Jimmy Kimmel will host the Oscars which will be interesting because he will make some jokes about the nominees and will have a blast doing so. Related Posts Jimmy Kimmel Hosts the Oscars Again Jimmy Kimmel Gets Ready to Host…

Oscars change up

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Due to the small spacing of the Oscars last year, there are going to be a more bigger and a tarp that is going to be implemented in this years’ Oscars Red Carpet. Related Posts Security at the 90th Oscars…

2017 Academy Awards Insider Information

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If you would like to know some of the results and happenings of the 89th Academy Awards (keep reading) – The Artist won best motion picture – Octavius Spencer won for the movie The Help (Hollywood giving an award to…

Points to Ponder

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Irish Ghost Story

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John Bradford, Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on​ ​​​a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm.The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong…