Category: Thoughts

Bar Room Logic

Dave

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let’s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand’s Pizza, Washington, DC Fighting for peace is like Screwing for virginity. The…

The Amazing WD-40

Dave

WD-40, initially developed in 1953 as a rust preventative solvent for missile parts, was surprisingly effective at removing spray paint from a neighbor’s truck using only WD-40 and a rag.

Find the Cat

Dave

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Great Logic

Dave

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Ninja Show Near Mie, Japan

Dave

Went to Mie, Japan to checkout a real life ninja show. This was pretty neat because I went to an actual ninja village and learned that the Mie ninja’s were good at the art of implanting a suggestion into a…

The Aisle Seat

Dave

Two individuals seated near a Royal Marine on a flight from London engaged him in a series of requests, leading to an unexpected discovery upon landing.

Curliest Hair

Dave

A trivia contestant held a significant lead at a bar until a final question about hair texture proved challenging, ultimately costing them the win.

You Could Have Heard a Pin Drop

Dave

Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60’s when DeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all US military out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded, “Does that include those…

Interesting Questions – Oxymorons

Dave

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote…

Putin’s Speech on Feb. 04, 2013

Dave

This is one time our elected leaders should pay attention to the advice of Vladimir Putin…. how scary is that? On February 4th, 2013, Vladimir Putin, the Russian president, addressed the Duma (Russian Parliament) and gave a speech about the…

Marriage Counseling

Dave

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor to work out some problems. The counselor sits them down and says “Let’s start by talking about what you both have in common.” The husband says, “Well for starters, neither one of…

Famous Quotes

Dave

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real, but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman ***** I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Dammit! I’m a billionaire. ~ Howard…

Fiscal Debt

Dave

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Male Logic

Dave

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.” A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife…

Cowboy Tombstone

Dave

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the “Coolest Headstone” contest. FIVE…

A Pilot Father’s Tough Love

Dave

Since I’m a pilot, one method that I have found very effective is for me to just take the child for a short flight during which I say nothing and give the child the opportunity to reflect on his or…