Category: Thoughts

Speed Trap

Dave

A driver received a speeding ticket and photograph via mail, prompting him to respond with an image of the payment amount, which led to an unexpected reply from the police department.

Poison Control Center

Dave

A medical student at a poison control center received a distressed call from a woman who reported her daughter had ingested ants, initially reassuring the caller before discovering the child had also consumed ant poison.

Irate Airline Passenger

Dave

A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said:-“I HAVE to be…

Siblings

Dave

Related Posts A Woman’s Orgasm Isn’t Necessary If She Has Small Boobs You Can Still Motorboat Someone Left Their Blowup Doll on the Airplane United We Stand, With Biden We Fall

No Need For Google

Dave

Related Posts A Taste of Freedom Joe Biden The Magician Men Wearing Dresses Celebrate Mother’s Day Today Busy Night at Stone Henge as Workers Move all the Stones Forward One Hour

Self Perception

Dave

Related Posts A Taste of Freedom Joe Biden The Magician Men Wearing Dresses Celebrate Mother’s Day Today Busy Night at Stone Henge as Workers Move all the Stones Forward One Hour

To Mom and Dad

Dave

Related Posts A Taste of Freedom Joe Biden The Magician Men Wearing Dresses Celebrate Mother’s Day Today Busy Night at Stone Henge as Workers Move all the Stones Forward One Hour

Opinion?

Dave

Related Posts A Taste of Freedom Joe Biden The Magician Men Wearing Dresses Celebrate Mother’s Day Today Busy Night at Stone Henge as Workers Move all the Stones Forward One Hour

Where will we be in 8 years?

Dave

Ratheon XOS 2 is a second generation exoskeleton design for US army use. It allows the wearer to enhance his strength to carry heavy equipment much easier and for much longer. The world’s first virtual shopping center opened in Korea.…

Curious Claims and Everyday Wisdom

Dave

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes. 2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there’s a 50% chance you’ll die within the next 3 years. 3. There are…

They walk among us!

Dave

1.They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to…

Having a Bad Day?

Dave

How’s Your day Going? Hope it’s way better than these people experienced…….Yikes! Related Posts How is Your Day Going? Happy New Year 2008! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2017

The Real Laws

Dave

1.Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible…

A Positive Attitude

Dave

He finally awoke from his coma, stiff as a board and in pain in the hospital’s ICU, with tubes up his nose & down his throat, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him. It was obvious…

Always Wear Underwear

Dave

Related Posts A Taste of Freedom Joe Biden The Magician Men Wearing Dresses Celebrate Mother’s Day Today Busy Night at Stone Henge as Workers Move all the Stones Forward One Hour

Through a Child’s Eyes

Dave

Related Posts A Taste of Freedom Joe Biden The Magician Men Wearing Dresses Celebrate Mother’s Day Today Busy Night at Stone Henge as Workers Move all the Stones Forward One Hour

Real Facts

Dave

Six-year-olds exhibit significantly more mirth than their adult counterparts, averaging approximately 300 laughs daily, while adults laugh between 15 and 100 times.

Do Elephants Remember?

Dave

In 1972, Joe Miller was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed,…