Hollywood Squares
Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!) Q.. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If…
Month: March 2015
Photos of Poway, California
Today I went on an adventure and ended up at Poway. This is a cool little town in the California countryside. It has old style trains, buildings, and has a western feel about it. Here are photos of that experience.…
Deer Crossing
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: “Too many deer are being hit by cars…
Liquor Store Robber
Arkansas: Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head…
Record Store Robber
A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, “Nobody move!”. When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. Related Posts Smart Ass New Store How to Call the Police When You’re…
Corner Store Robber
A robber held up a corner store, demanding cash and a bottle of Scotch, but the cashier initially refused to sell him alcohol, leading to the presentation of identification.
Speed Trap
A driver received a speeding ticket and photograph via mail, prompting him to respond with an image of the payment amount, which led to an unexpected reply from the police department.
The World’s Dumbest Bank Robbery
A man intent on robbing a downtown Bank of America walked into the branch and wrote the following note: “Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line and waiting to hand the note to the teller, he…
Boeing Aircraft Raft
Boeing employees removed a life raft from a 747 and subsequently took it for a river float, triggering an unexpected response from the Coast Guard.
Poison Control Center
A medical student at a poison control center received a distressed call from a woman who reported her daughter had ingested ants, initially reassuring the caller before discovering the child had also consumed ant poison.
Catholic Elementary School Cafeteria
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only…
Blood Circulation
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ‘Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would…
School Photo
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ‘Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up…
Ten Commandments
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to ‘honour’ thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our…
Drawing God
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.…
Swallowed by a Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little…
Hollywood Walk of Fame Stars – 1st Shoot
On February 21st, 2015 I went to Hollywood for the 1st time in my life and took some photos of the Hollywood walk of fame stars. I’ve decided that I will make a collection of the star photos that I…