June 2018 – The Kumachan

Meet the Eagle Ray

Dave 2018-06-29

This is an interesting character as a member of the stingray family. Unlike stingrays that lay on the bottom of the ocean the eagle rays tend to live in open ocean.

Went to Sea World recently and saw some of these moray eels. I’m glad I get to see them in sea world because this is about as close as I want to be to one. I don’t think I would want to see one of these in their natural habitat.

Ever Wonder Where the Dollars Have Been?

Dave 2018-06-27

Corn Maze for Old People

Dave 2018-06-26

Elderly Running Away

Dave 2018-06-25

1 Second Acupuncture Treatment

Dave 2018-06-24

Sympathetic Husband

Dave 2018-06-23

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. There are two sheriff’s deputies there; he asks if there is a problem. One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife. The guy says “sure” and shows him a picture of his wife. The sheriff says, “I’m very sorry sir, but it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”

The guy says, “I know, but she has a great personality and she’s an excellent cook. “

Hillary Clinton Versus Donald Trump on Dealing With ISIS

Dave 2018-06-21

Episodes Of Stupidity

Dave 2018-06-20

Unfortunately, there is no cure for stupid.

Sexual Harassment?

Dave 2018-06-18

Every day, a male employee walks up very close to a female co-worker at the coffee machine. He stops, inhales quite deeply and says that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, the woman can’t stand it anymore. She takes her issue to a supervisor in Human Resources and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against the guy. The supervisor is puzzled and asks, “What’s threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?” “It’s Frank,: the midget.”

Hotel Charges

Dave 2018-06-14

An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high.

“I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms aren’t worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay! I didn’t even have breakfast.”

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the ‘standard rate’, and breakfast had been included had she wanted it. She insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: “This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.”

“But I didn’t use them,” she said ”Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager. He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous. “We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here,” the Manager said.

“But I didn’t go to any of those shows,” she said.

“Well, we have them, and you could have,” the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, “But I didn’t use it!” and the Manager countered with his standard response. After several minutes’ discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him. The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. “But madam, this check is for $50.00.”

“That’s correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied.

“But I didn’t!” exclaimed the very surprised Manager.

“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”

Useful Inventions

Dave 2018-06-13

1. Wash your hands and then use the water for your next flush.

2. Traffic lights in Ukraine.

3. This water fountain allows the water to flow down so dogs can drink too.

4. A mountain finder device in Switzerland.

5. An accessibility mat on the beach for strollers and wheelchairs.

6. This pill bottle lid tells you when it was last opened.

7. Seniors and handicapped people can extend cross time for this 8 lane highway.

8. This restaurant has a toe opener for those who want to avoid germs on the doorknob.

9. This shopping cart has a calculator so you know how much you’re spending.

10. This bar has a frost strip so you can keep your drink cold.

11. This tire tells you when it’s time to change it.

12. This mirror has a heated part so it doesn’t steam up after a shower.

13. These tiny model tents give you a look at what you’re buying.

14. This elevator shows how close to capacity it is based on the weight of the riders.

15. This inflatable mattress turns the back of your car into a bed.

16. Trash cans in Copenhagen are angled so that cyclists can throw their trash while cycling.

Statue of Major General Andrew Jackson

Dave 2018-06-11

In New Orlean’s Louisiana was a statue of Major General Andrew Jackson. With the liberal movement to have historic statues removed this statue may not still be there. He is what the statue looked like. If you are interested in learning more about who Andrew Jackson was, what he stood for, what he accomplished, and what role he played in American history you can find more information by clicking here.

Hawaii Lava Boat Tour

Dave 2018-06-10

Nissan Cube

Dave 2018-06-08

I don’t care what anyone says, the Nissan Cube is a fun car to drive. It is a small boxy car with style. It has the rear wrap around window and rounded windows on the sides. It is fun because it is a small car that sits like a truck. There is plenty of headroom and it very comfortably seats 4 passengers. The rear seats even recline. One of the best things about it is that it gets 27 miles to the gallon in the city and over 30 on the highway. Everything about this little car is just fun, fun, fun.