Investment 101
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000…
Category: Humor
Californians
So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, somebody had to come up with this: You know you’re from California if… 1. Your coworker has 8-body piercings and none are visible. 2. You make…
Where the Texas Longhorn Logo Came From….
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Emma Watson – Nice Pussy!
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Brave Man Jokes
How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a…
Would You Marry Again?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question…. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not?…
Frower Garden
The other day I went to the store and I was looking for some grass seed. I came upon this sign and thought it was funny enough to take a photo of. Related Posts Bike Lane Bush 2004 Sticker Funny…
Awkward Moment
The awkward moment is when your friend’s “fat arm” makes you look naked. Related Posts Compliment Case Study Sorry About the Wait
Stupid Men at Work
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The Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Joke
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office, wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap…… The psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.” Related Posts Are they? Cure for a Cough Holy Bathroom Light
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Mature Motivational Posters
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Paraprosdokian
I had to look up “paraprosdokian.” Here is the definition: “Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation.” “Where there’s a will, I want to…
Let’s Offend Everyone
– I had just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage roll. A poor homeless man sat there and said ‘I’ve not eaten for two days’ I told…
Bumper Sticker
If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you’re not a racist, vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you’re not an idiot. Related Posts Exploring the Journey of Barack Obama’s Presidency USMC Best Joke of the Year…
Little Girl on a Plane
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl,…
Burial Question
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