Category: Humor

Model Sues Surgeon

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Honest Advertising

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BMW’s campaign for their factory approved “pre-owned” cars. Related Posts Bikes, Babes, and Beer…Oh My! The New Italian Lamborghini Gallardo Police Car Hollywood Loves Trump

The Unmasking: A Costume Party Surprise

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A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to…

Follow the Doctor’s Advice

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor…

The Mile-High Myth Buster

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he looked up and saw the most beautiful woman walking down the aisle. To his astonishment, she was heading straight toward him — and as fate would…

Will I Live to See 80?

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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well for my age. (Now over 65.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘Do…

An Airline With a Sense of Humor

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Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Check out their new livery! Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture”…

Billboards

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Questions to Ponder

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Can you cry under water? _____ How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? _____ Why do you have to “put your two cents in”…. but it’s only a “penny for…

Best Toast

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John Murphy hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home…

Technical Support

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This is India. It’s where you call when you have a technical problem with your computer. Related Posts Siemens-Halske W38 Phone Dell Saga Continues Photo Inside Google’s Data Center Mechanical Room

How to Get Permission to Play Golf

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During the 4th hole the following conversations took place: First Guy : You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend… I had to promise my wife that I will paint…

Ask Dad

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“Mom? I’ve got a questions. The guys at school are using words I don’t understand.” “What words, dear?” “Pussy and Bitch.” Mon inhaled sharply, buth then said: “Oh, that’s easy. A pussy is a cat, like our litle Fluffy. A…

Senior Citizens Stylish Clothes

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Banana Split

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’ Related…

Three Old Guys

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Three old guys are out walking. First one says, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’ Third one says, ‘So am I. Let’s go get a beer..’ Related Posts I Can Hear Just Fine Puns A Heartwarming Story

A Senior Citizen

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: ‘So I hear you’re getting married?’ ‘Yep!’ ‘Do I know her?’ ‘Nope!’ ‘This woman, is she good looking?’ ‘Not really.’ ‘Is she a good cook?’ ‘Naw, she can’t cook too well.’…

Couple in Their Nineties

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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night, while watching TV,…

Hospital Regulations

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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need…