Teachers & Cops:
These are actual comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. 2.…
Category: Humor
Things We Should Probably Know, But Don’t
1. Money isn’t made out of paper, it’s made out of cotton. 2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper. 3. The dot over the letter i is called a ‘tittle’. 4. A raisin dropped in a…
Motivational Posters #6
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The Are Finally Together
Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy again, remarried … and…
A Matter of Perspective
Two women are chatting in office Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you? Woman 2: Yes. Woman 1: Was it good? Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes,…
Involuntary Muscular Contractions
A professor at the Mississippi State Univ. was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscular Contractions’ to his first year medical students. Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to…
Why I Love New Yorkers….
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Tarzan Sex
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.”Tarzan not know sex,” he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan…
The Husband’s T-shirt
My wife was always after me to go shopping with her. Then I began wearing my favorite t-shirt. Now she doesn’t want me to go shopping with her anymore. Related Posts Prepare for the Worst Why We Broke Up Christmas…
Camping Tools
Just when you think that you have everything for camping out and sitting around the fire at the lake someone comes up with something new. Related Posts Bonding with Friends on Beach Trips: Sun, Sand, and the Stories We’ll Tell…
A Cardiologist’s Funeral
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life…. A huge heart… covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from…
Married Woman
The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3…
2nd Opinion
Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decided to go and see a doctor. The doctor said, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it…
Looking for a Good Book
Confucius say, “If you are in a book store and cannot find the book for which you search, you are obviously in the….. Related Posts Looking for a Good Book Confucius Says Shopping in Xi’an
House For Sale
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When it is O.K. to say, “Oh Shit”
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