Category: Humor

The Duck and the Lawyer

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Dakota. He shot a bird, but it fell into farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, “I shot …

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Where to Keep Holy Things

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You’re a Weatherman?

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Moses’ Mother

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She’s Doing All the Driving

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Technology Will be the Death of Us

Hi, George. This is Richard, next door. I’ve a confession to make. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. At least I’m telling you in this text. I can’t live with myself a minute longer without your knowing about this. …

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Almost Finished Drinking

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That May Smell Good to You

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Fake News

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Thursday’s Weather Forecast

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Follow Me to the Lab

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Starbucks New Items

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I Love You Honey

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Cheap Gas

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I Don’t Always Bark at Night

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Kiss Cam Winning Kiss

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Border King

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Military Family Window Decal

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Groundhog Day 2019

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How I lost My Teeth

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4 Retirees Visit a Bar

Four old retired men are walking down a street in   Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice …

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Thank You For All You Give Me

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Christmas Tree Fainted

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Some Days Start Great

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Posing For a Photo

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Moment You Are Beautiful

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A Retired Marine

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What Scientists Believe They Know About Breasts

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Grandfather of the Year

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long.” Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, “It’s …

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Fun at Your Local Walmart

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Smart Car Accident in Wisconsin

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