Suicide is Not the Answer
A U.S. Army Captain, stationed in Japan from 2008 to 2014, was forced out of the Army after being passed over for promotion multiple times, an event that deeply affected him.
Category: Thoughts
When You’re Over 60, Who Cares?
Cowboy: “Give me 3 packets of condoms, please.” Cashier: “Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?” Cowboy: “Nah.. She’s purty good lookin’…..” When you are over sixty, who cares? *********** I was talking to a girl in the…
The Positive Side of Life
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Famous Beer Quotes
“Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.” -Will Rogers Sometimes, after playing golf, I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into…
What Love Looks Like
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Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8. Life is sexually transmitted. #7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and sex, and they can’t…
2016 United States Presidential Race Views
Hillary Clinton served as Secretary of State during the Benghazi attacks and is currently under criminal investigation by the judicial branch for using a private email server for official government business.
Best Insurance Story of the Year
This actually took place in Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the…
Do Not Smack a Cop’s Horse
Be advised that it may be in your best interest to not smack a cop’s horse. Related Posts Mounted Policeman Speeding Circle Flies
Political Correctness
For the last six odd years, almost all of the things I wanted to write or say, have been stymied by that modern term referred to as ‘POLITICAL CORRECTNESS’.. Although I consider myself reasonably fluent in English, that term was…
The Coyote Principle
CALIFORNIA – The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor’s dog, then bites the Governor. -The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and…
Deliciously Evil Funnel Cake
During the summer there are many festivals, fairs, parties, and other fun events to attend. If you happen to run across the funnel cake, stay away! The funnel cake is evil. It is so yummy that you just can’t stay…
The Cab Ride
A driver responded to a request and assisted an elderly woman, who was traveling to a hospice, by carrying her suitcase and accompanying her on a lengthy, sentimental drive through the city.
2015 California Drought
You may have noticed in the news lately where the media has been discussing the California sever drought and water crisis. There are commercials that tell residents of California to conserve water and this affects everybody. I have heard that…
Memorial Day 2015
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Record Store Robber
A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, “Nobody move!”. When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. Related Posts Smart Ass New Store How to Call the Police When You’re…
Corner Store Robber
A robber held up a corner store, demanding cash and a bottle of Scotch, but the cashier initially refused to sell him alcohol, leading to the presentation of identification.