Month: May 2011

Humor

A Pirate Walks into a Bar…

Dave

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, “Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.” “What do you mean?” said the pirate, “I feel fine.” “What about the wooden leg? You didn’t…

Nature

Finger Monkeys

Dave

The finger monkey is the tiniest living primate in the world. It’s so small that it can hold on to your finger. This cute little primate hugs and grips on to your finger so tight that it pulls your heartstrings,…

Events Food Travel

Coco Ichiban-ya Curry House

Dave

I went over to Coco Ichiban-ya curry house today. I absolutely love their curry. Here are a couple of different ways you can eat it. One is beef curry and the other is called “hire katsu curry.” Hire katsu curry…

Humor

Irish Golfer

Dave

A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer’s ball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got…

Humor

Things You Notice When You Are Old

Dave

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Events Travel

I Ate Too Much

Dave

So tonight I went out to eat at a Japanese restaurant. I can’t tell you what the name of it is because I can’t read Kanji. As with most new restaurants I eat at I wasn’t sure what was good…

Humor Technology

For Those Who Love Computers

Dave

At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, ‘If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000…

Humor Thoughts

Child’s Viewpoint is Best

Dave

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my…

Humor

Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims

Dave

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes. You may be a…

Humor Thoughts

Mayo Clinic Test

Dave

Facial expressions are an important part of the respected Mayo Clinic psychometric test. In the following pictures you see women with a range of facial expressions. Study the expressions, and try to imagine what single act each is experiencing. Answer:…

Humor

Thirsty Nuns

Dave

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” The second nun answered, “Indeed…

Automobiles Photos

Special Motor Bikes

Dave

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Events Humor Photos

Margarita Lady

Dave

And they say there are no new business ideas?  Lady Selling Margaritas on the Beach in a novel container. She charges $10 a minute. 10 minutes=$100 Reportedly she is clearing $1250.00 per day… Related Posts 4 Retirees Visit a Bar…

Government Humor

White House Situation Room

Dave

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Thoughts

Just Stay

Dave

A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. “Your son is here,” she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient’s eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of…