Three Women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.  Suddenly there was a beeping sound.  The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.  

The others looked at her questioningly. ¬¨‚Ć”That was my pager, ” she said. ¬¨‚ĆI have a microchip under the skin of my arm. ¬¨‚Ć

A few minutes laster, a phone rang. ¬¨‚ĆThe second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. ¬¨‚ĆWhen she finished, she explained, “That was my mobile phone. ¬¨‚ĆI have a microchip in my hand.” ¬¨‚Ć

The older woman felt very low-tech…not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. ¬¨‚ĆShe stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. ¬¨‚ĆShe returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end. ¬¨‚ĆThe others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. ¬¨‚ĆThe older woman finally said, “Well, will you look at that…I’m getting a fax!”

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