Category: Humor

Best Shirt Ever

Dave

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Timotei

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Little Animal

Dave

Going through life is hard enough, but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible! Related Posts Life is Hard The Penis Poem by Willie Nelson When You’re Over 60, Who Cares?

Blonde Joke in a Bar

Dave

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud voice, “Hey bartender, you wanna…

Bravest Firemen

Dave

One dark night outside a small town in Wisconsin, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles…

The Late Worker

Dave

Tom was in his early 50s, retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day, he was five, 10, 15 minutes late. But, he was a good worker and real…

Three Brazilian Soldiers

Dave

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Fascinate

Dave

A grade school teacher at Little Johnny’s school asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm and we all saw his pet sheep.…

Marriage Counseling, Southern Style

Dave

Earl and Bubba, two good ole boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife – she hasn’t spoke to me in over…

Why It Is So Important To Learn English

Dave

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The Last Word

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One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight starving, dirty, smelled terrible, hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her…

Welcome to Walmart!

Dave

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into WalMart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The WalMart Greeter said pleasantly “Good morning, and welcome to WalMart. Nice children you have there. Are…

You named it what?

Dave

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Letter to Mum and Dad

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Dear Mom and Dad, You’ll be happy to hear that I have finally left my black boyfriend. I know you both didn’t approve of him because of his race and the fact that he is ten years older than me.…

Sumbitch

Dave

A filthy rich Floridian man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the…

A mystery unfolded……

Dave

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington, DC has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu…

Why Men Shouldn’t Buy Baby Clothes

Dave

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