Category: Thoughts

Alcohol is Your Enemy

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Smart-ass Answers of 2017

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SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. ‘Would you like dinner?’, the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.. ‘What are my choices?’ John asked. ‘Yes or no,’ she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight…

Thailand Street Vendors

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In Thailand street vendors will sell you anything. Here one has a nice bucket of eels to sell. Yummy! Related Posts Moray Eel Elephants in Thailand Thai Food – Neung Kapow

Meanwhile in Minnesota…

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It’s been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this; 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The…

Quantitative Easing Program

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Washington D.C. Ticket Agent

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Please say some stupid things and a Washington D.C. Ticket Agent shares some of the things they have heard. 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed…

California Countryside

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Some people say that California is a beautiful state. Apparently they haven’t been anywhere else. Southern California is dry desert that has been sun baked. If you think desert is beautiful, then this is the right place for you. Things…

Going to Home Depot

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You are in the middle of some home projects: putting in a new fence, painting the porch, planting some flowers and fixing a broken door lock. You are hot and sweaty, covered with dirt, lawn clippings and paint. You have…