Category: Humor

The Dinner Clue Gone Hilariously Wrong

Dave

A man goes deer hunting and successfully fills his freezer with venison. One night, he cooks some up for dinner. He and his wife decide they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is. The kids, eager to…

The other end of the rainbow

Dave

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Another dream shattered

Dave

Finally, someone has managed to photograph the pot at the end of the rainbow! Wouldn’t you know it? Related Posts San Diego Fishing Pots Aztec Gold New Zealand Has Crosswalk Signs That Look Like Mary Poppins

Women vs Men

Dave

Woman’s Perfect Breakfast She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And…

Ed Zachary Disease

Dave

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise…

Cold is a Relative Thing in Michigan

Dave

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won’t start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down.…

Movie Scenes That Are Not Quite Right

Dave

Hey, Samari Warrior, what time is it? Hey, Dude!…Put your finger on the trigger! Trojan War? Check. Jet in the sky? Check. Costumes?….Bows?….Arrows?….Cell phone?…Action! What? Oh, I remember now….Adidas….Founded in 1635 Related Posts The Spark That Lit a Revolution: Cuba’s…

Hillary’s Dreams

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Funny Signs

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Things You Don’t See Everyday

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Puppies For Sale

Dave

I will soon have bird dog pups for sale. Anyone who is interested please contact me as soon as possible. The litter will probably be between 7 to 10 pups , which I will sell at a very reasonable price.…

Bubba and the Psychiatrist

Dave

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. ‘I’ve got problems Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’ ‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come…

Sex is Missing Again

Dave

Folks generally aren’t very creative in choosing names for their dogs. That’s why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he’d be cute and name his dog Sex?…

It’s time to play “Find the Canadian!”

Dave

This week’s challenge is especially difficult. View the attached candid photograph and use logic to locate the clues that will let you “Find the Canadian!” Do you have the skill? Do you have the ability? Do you know enough about…

Is America at War?

Dave

As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door…

The Wrong Bitch

Dave

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged French woman’s poodle. The war weary Marine asked, ‘Ma’am, may…

Differences Between Women And Men

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1. NAMES If Rebecca, Linda, Anna and Jeanne go out for lunch, they will call each other Rebecca, Linda, Anna and Jeanne. If Mark, Harold, Dave and Rob go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy,…