A grade school teacher at Little Johnny’s school asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not ‘fascinating’.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.” The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.

Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before, but finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him. Billy said, “My Aunt Gina got a new sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.”

The teacher sat down and cried.

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