Category: Travel

The Difference When You Marry a Hawaiian Girl

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The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Hawaii. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

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Nice Cans in Beijing: When Market Finds Turn into Travel Laughs

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Cans of diet tea at Sanyuanli Wet Market in Beijing

When you wander through the winding alleys of Beijing’s Sanyuanli Wet Market, you expect fresh produce, the scent of spices, and a glimpse into everyday Chinese shopping culture. What you don’t always expect is to stumble across something that makes you laugh out loud. That’s exactly what happened when I spotted these brightly labeled cans stacked neatly on a vendor’s shelf. The bold English words jumped right out at me: “Nice Cans!” Of course, the joke writes itself. But despite the giggles, these aren’t just novelty items—they’re actually cans of diet tea, marketed to help people lose weight while enjoying a refreshing drink.

This is one of the quirky things about living abroad and exploring local markets. Packaging often carries unexpected surprises when translated into English. Sometimes it’s a genuine attempt at Western appeal; other times it’s a playful coincidence. In this case, it’s hard not to appreciate both the humor and the marketing creativity. It’s moments like this that remind you how interconnected the world has become—where a phrase meant to attract attention can resonate in unexpected and funny ways with international visitors.

Beyond the laugh, these “Nice Cans” also highlight the importance of tea in Chinese culture. From green tea to pu-erh, tea isn’t just a beverage here—it’s tradition, wellness, and social connection all rolled into one. Diet teas in particular have grown in popularity as modern consumers balance traditional practices with contemporary health trends. At Sanyuanli, vendors are quick to explain the supposed benefits, often tying them back to centuries-old herbal remedies. Whether or not they actually work as advertised, the marketing alone is worth the price of admission.

That’s part of the magic of exploring wet markets like Sanyuanli. They’re more than shopping destinations; they’re cultural snapshots. You’ll see locals bargaining over vegetables, discover regional specialties you won’t find in supermarkets, and occasionally come across an accidental English pun that makes your day. It’s the blend of serious tradition and unintentional comedy that keeps these markets endlessly fascinating.

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Grocery Shopping in China

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I went grocery shopping in Beijing to buy some food and to see what types of food Chinese might have that we don’t have in the United States. It was interesting to see the wine selection with baskets with fruit below the wine, however much to my surprise there were all sorts of things that I wouldn’t exactly find appealing.


Some of the items include river snails, spicy duck tongue, chicken feet, dried sea cucumber, octopus and squid.


Even their Oreo flavors weren’t very appealing. Anybody want any grape peach? Maybe some raspberry and blueberry flavor? I did try the vanilla to see what that was like and honestly I couldn’t tell the difference between that and regular Oreo cooking filling.

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Prostitution in China

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In China prostitution is considered a highly despicable act and therefore prostitutes resort to underground methods to prevent being caught. Instead of handing out fliers you can find business cards stuck to the sidewalks to make it not very obvious for patrons to find their contact information. Here is a photo of one of those cards.

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Weird Statue in Beijing

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I came across this funny statue in Beijing so I took a photo of it. After looking at it I can’t quite figure out what it is supposed to be. The face looks almost like an unhappy alien, but it’s wearing a Speedo and has what looks like a deer antler hat on and I’m not exactly sure what to make of the tree branch with birds on it. The statue raises so many questions and the look on that thing’s face is kind of creepy. I wonder what other weird things I can find around China.

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Boothill Grave Yard Outside Tombstone, Arizona

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Walked around the Boothill graveyard in Tombstone, Arizona. Upon paying to enter I received the map and then I was free to walk around. They also said that people have been known to see ghosts here. I was not one of those who saw a ghost, however one thing I realized while walking around is that people in the old west died horrific deaths. Here are photos of the different sights I saw.

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Early Navigation Map

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At the Smithsonian Museum of Air and Space in Washington, D.C. there is a this early navigation map that leads into the exhibit about navigation and using Global Positioning for navigation.  I really enjoy looking at old maps to see how the creator perceived the area  in which they were mapping to see the difference to what it actually is.

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Interesting Fact About Manure

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In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything for export had to be transported by ship. It was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening.

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the instruction ‘Stow high in transit’ on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this “volatile” cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term ‘S.H.I.T’ (Stow High In Transit)

“So it’s really not a swear word” which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

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