Brooklyn Tony on Math
Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. “Why?” asks the father. The teacher asked ”How much is 2×3,” I said ”6,” replies Tony. “But that’s right!” says his dad.’, ‘”Yeah, but then she asked…
Month: August 2006
Brooklyn Tony
Theteacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence andyou shoot one of them, how many will be left ?”She calls on Brooklyn Tony. He replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”…
Should Children Witness Childbirth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he…
Mexican Boarder Wall Problem Solved
Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, take the dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans, and then put the Florida alligators into the border moat! Any other problems you would like for me to solve? Related…