Month: November 2007

Another Use For Duct Tape

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Picture Proof of a Bad Day

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Even when you are having a really bad day, someone will still screw you. Related Posts How is Your Day Going? Put Your Foot in Your Mouth Anger Management

Man Test

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1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven’t sucked back enough beer with the boys and have ‚spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing…

Fireman Sex

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A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, Bell 2 rings and we all slide…

Happy Thanksgiving

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Wishing everybody a Happy Thanksgiving. We hope your day is filled with many thanks, spending time with family or friends, and doing something you enjoy. If you would like to take this opportunity to send a text message to say…

Howzit Brahdah

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Brahdah‚ came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep, Brahdah.’ Brahdah was stunned. ‘I’m dead?…

Divorce vs. Murder

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,¬¨‚Ćlooked straight into his eyes,and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’ ¬¨‚ĆThe pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ ¬¨‚ĆThe lady…

Hi-Tech

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Three Women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. ¬¨‚ĆSuddenly there was a beeping sound. ¬¨‚ĆThe young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. ¬¨‚Ć The others looked at her questioningly. ¬¨‚Ć”That was my…

Secret Squirrel

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