August 2007 archive

Fortune Cookie

Bomb Technician

Stay Off The Course

Surgeon General Warning: Jackhammers May Cause Birth Defects

Me 1st

Twenty Dollars

On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new Husband and asked for $20.00 for their first Lovemaking encounter. In His highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made Love, for more Than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a Cute way for her to …

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The University of Michigan Women’s Volleyball Sweeps the Oregon State University

Today I watched the University of Michigan Sweep Oregon State University in 3 games to win the ASICS Rainbow Wahine Invitational Tournament. This game was not as exciting as the game against the University of Hawaii last night, but it was good to see that the University of Michigan is still undefeated.

Chinese Newlyweds

A young Chinese couple gets married. She’s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn’t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. “My darring,” he whispers, …

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The University of Michigan Women’s Volleyball Upsets #10 Ranked University of Hawaii

This morning I was talking with a guy from work and he informed me that there is a season opening tournament for the University of Hawaii women‚Äö√Ñ√¥s volleyball. He also informed me that UH is playing the University of Michigan for their opening game. Once I heard that I knew I had to go to …

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The Miracle of Toilet Paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, He uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between …

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Isn’t This The Truth?

As I Mature

Haven’t You Ever Seen?

T-shirts

Bull Rider

What Are You Looking At?

Gas Chamber

Stuck Pen

A coworker got his ink pen stuck inside our printer while trying to clear a jam. He attempted several times to remove the pen, but I told him we don’t have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it. We would have to report it to …

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Bartender

Dog Food Diet

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for our dog and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog…….. Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t …

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Difference Between Europe and USA

Ouch

Menopause Dwarfs

Scaredy Cat

Online Shoppers

Danger of Forks

Oh No

Save This

Irresistible to Women

Holy Crap

Excuses

Sexual Harassment or Discrimination?

Recycling Center

Dear Diary

Duck Hunt