Month: July 2011

Mount Fuji Climb

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I went on a Mount Fuji climb today and here are some photos I took of my adventure. As you can see in this photo there is still some snow on the mountain even July. Related Posts Mount Fuji Drive…

Penguins

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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go? Wonder no more !!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an…

Women

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A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do…

Brave Man Jokes

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a…

Spelling

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Did you know “listen” and “silent” use the same letters? Do you know that the words “race car” spelled backwards still spells “race car”? And that “eat” is the only word that if you take the first letter and move…

Would You Marry Again?

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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question…. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not?…

1895 8th Grade Final Exam

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What it took to get an 8th grade education in 1895… Remember when grandparents and great-grandparents stated that they only had an 8th grade education? Well, check this out. Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?…

Frower Garden

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The other day I went to the store and I was looking for some grass seed. I came upon this sign and thought it was funny enough to take a photo of. Related Posts Bike Lane Bush 2004 Sticker Funny…

Awkward Moment

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The awkward moment is when your friend’s “fat arm” makes you look naked. Related Posts Compliment Case Study Sorry About the Wait

Stupid Men at Work

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Related Posts A Taste of Freedom Joe Biden The Magician Men Wearing Dresses Celebrate Mother’s Day Today Busy Night at Stone Henge as Workers Move all the Stones Forward One Hour

The Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Joke

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A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office, wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap…… The psychiatrist says, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.” Related Posts Are they? Cure for a Cough Holy Bathroom Light

Mature Motivational Posters

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Related Posts A Taste of Freedom Joe Biden The Magician Men Wearing Dresses Celebrate Mother’s Day Today Busy Night at Stone Henge as Workers Move all the Stones Forward One Hour

Paraprosdokian

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I had to look up “paraprosdokian.” Here is the definition: “Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation.” “Where there’s a will, I want to…