May 2022 archive

A Cracked Heel Needs Lotion

When Kermit Gets an X-Ray

Something Men Never Say

Live and Die By the P

Life is Like a Penis

Cup Size

A Toast to Those We Encounter

When Your Headboard is Too Close to the Wall

Beijing Uses Nutrient Bags for Trees

In Beijing, China the ground is very dry and has a layer of dust from the Gobi Desert. Whenever that layer of dust gets wet it solidifies and becomes hard like concrete which doesn’t provide a lot of nutrients for vegetation. It looks weird when initially seeing it because it looks like an IV bag, …

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New WNBA Star to Replace Brittney Griner

Difference Between a Good Morning and a Great Morning

Why You Are Called Handsome

Not Today Satan

Suspects Caught on Camera Siphoning Gas

The Only Correct Answer is, “I Don’t Believe You”

Walking on the Sidewalk in China Can Be Difficult

Walking down the sidewalk in China can be difficult. This is an actual photo of a sidewalk in Beijing. First off they use bricks which looks nice, but over time it becomes bumpy and uneven. Then they place as many obstacles in the path of the sidewalk as possible. This causes all sorts of hazards …

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Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey

Friend Changed All My Contact Names

Generation Z is Offended

Mother of the Year 2022

Wife Laments About Never Going on Trips

Go Sleep on the Couch

Choked During Sex

George Lucas Won’t Respond to Question About Chewbacca

Taco Tuesday

What State Assistance Really Gets Used For

Beef Jerky