A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good …
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he looked up and saw the most beautiful woman walking down the aisle. To his astonishment, she was heading straight toward him — and as fate would have it, she sat down right next to him. Trying to sound casual but clearly …
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed …
