Tag: ParentingHumor

The Dinner Clue Gone Hilariously Wrong

A man goes deer hunting and successfully fills his freezer with venison. One night, he cooks some up for dinner. He and his wife decide they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is. The kids, eager to know what they’re eating, beg their dad for a clue. “Well,” he says, “it’s what …

Continue reading

Daddy, Can I Rent You for Dinner

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON : “Daddy, may I ask you a question?” DAD: “Yeah sure, what is it?” SON : “Daddy, how much do you make an hour?” DAD: “That’s none of your business. Why do …

Continue reading