A man goes deer hunting and successfully fills his freezer with venison. One night, he cooks some up for dinner. He and his wife decide they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is.
The kids, eager to know what they’re eating, beg their dad for a clue.
“Well,” he says, “it’s what Mommy sometimes calls me.”
The little girl’s eyes go wide, and she screams, “Don’t eat it!!! It’s an asshole!”