March 2008 archive

The Dinner Clue Gone Hilariously Wrong

A man goes deer hunting and successfully fills his freezer with venison. One night, he cooks some up for dinner. He and his wife decide they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is. The kids, eager to know what they’re eating, beg their dad for a clue. “Well,” he says, “it’s what …

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Peep Show For Easter

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Hawaii Pineapple by the Dole Cannery

The pineapple water tower by the Dole cannery. Related Posts Hale’iwa Beach North Shore Hawaii Sea Life Aquarium Carlsbad, California Photos of San Diego

A Little Something For Dog Lovers

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That’s Gonna Leave a Mark!

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The other end of the rainbow

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Kentucky Fried Chicken Political Bucket

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Photos That Didn’t Make it into the Wedding Album

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Another dream shattered

Finally, someone has managed to photograph the pot at the end of the rainbow! Wouldn’t you know it? Related Posts San Diego Fishing Pots Aztec Gold New Zealand Has Crosswalk Signs That Look Like Mary Poppins

Women vs Men

Woman’s Perfect Breakfast She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Woman’s Revenge “Cash, check or …

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Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex …

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Fairy Tale

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Retirement Info

Here’s a little retirement info for you: If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of …

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Cold is a Relative Thing in Michigan

a tree covered in snow

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won’t start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Lake Michigan gets thicker. 20 above …

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Movie Scenes That Are Not Quite Right

Hey, Samari Warrior, what time is it? Hey, Dude!…Put your finger on the trigger! Trojan War? Check. Jet in the sky? Check. Costumes?….Bows?….Arrows?….Cell phone?…Action! What? Oh, I remember now….Adidas….Founded in 1635 Related Posts The Spark That Lit a Revolution: Cuba’s 26th of July Movement and the Road to Revolution Brief California History Lesson Giants Among …

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Hillary’s Dreams

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