Government Matchmaker

A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage & said, “I am looking for a spouse. Can you please help me find a suitable one?” The marriage officer said, “Your requirements, please.” ” Well, let me see…needs to be good-looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good singing and dancing….willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don’t go out….telling me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.” The officer listened carefully and replied. “I understand. You need a television.”