Cold is a Relative Thing in Michigan

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60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won’t start. People in Michigan drive with the windows down. 32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Lake Michigan gets thicker. 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the h eat. People in Michigan have the last…read more

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Two Fleas

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Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he”s shivering and shaking. The other flea asks him, “Why are you shaking so badly?” The first flea says, “I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley.” The other flea responds saying,” That”s the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a…read more

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Rejection Line

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In case you meet anybody who you don”t want to give your telephone number to, but you do anyway because you feel bad – try this instead: Rejection line: If you are a woman/man and are constantly approached by unattractive or undesirable women/men asking for your phone number, give them this number: Boston: 617-658-7083 New York City: 212-479-7990 Los Angeles: 310-217-7638 San Francisco: 415-356-9833 Atlanta: 770-908-7383 Charlotte: 704-559-4169 Chicago: 773-509-5096 Cleveland: 216-556-0051 Denver: 303-575-1696 Las Vegas: 702-387-2619 Miami: 305-460-3285 Seattle: 206-781-3928 Washington, DC: 202-452-7468 when the guy/woman calls that number,…read more

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Washington Redskins Down the Miami Dolphins

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The Washington Redskins beat the Miami Dolphins 17 to 0 to put Washington 2 -1 in the preseason. During this game Mark Brunell passed completed 7 of 9 passes for 79 yards. While the Redskins running game was lead by Clinton Portis who had 37 yards and Rock Cartwright who finished with 33 yards. All in all the Redskins racked up 181 yards on the ground which meant they didn”t need to utilize their passing game as much against the Dolphins. The Redskins held the Dolphins to a total of…read more

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