2008-01-22 archive

Hot Date in Tennessee

A young Tennessee man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: ‘I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack a’ them rubbers gonna cost me?’ The pharmacist responds: ‘A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.’ ‘TACKS!’ the shocked redneck says. ‘Gawd a’mighty, …

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