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The College Graduation
Three women go down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation. Apparently someone slipped something into their drinks, and they woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in …
Fuji Safari Park
Went to Fuji Safari Park near the base of Mount Fuji in Japan. The park was rather neat because you could walk around and pet some animals, but there was also a part of the park where you drive your vehicle through these big Jurassic Park gates and then there are animals walking along the …
Old Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‚ÄòSeven Points.’ His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’ A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‚ÄòTouchdown, tie score.’ After about five …
The Best Engine in the World
A notable gynecologist once said, “The best engine in the world is the vagina.” It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental.
Example of “Bitter Sweet”
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap; I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said, “You have the biggest penis of …
Belly Button Tattoo
Be glad it’s not your kid.
Pants and Panties
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on..” She did and said, ‘These …
A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder on Michael Jackson’s
This is quite touching. ……. .. ‚ ‚ .. ‚.. .. . . ‚ . . . . . .. . .. ‚. .. .. . ‚ . . … … .. … … … …. …. …… … … … …. ….. .. . .. . . ‚ .. . . . .. … …
International Toy Show – Tokyo, Japan
I went down to the International Toy Show at Tokyo Big Site in Odaiba. Tokyo Big Site is a building located in Odaiba in Tokyo, Japan. It is pretty cool because this was a huge event that had a ton of stuff. This would be like a COMIC-CON, but for toys and held in Tokyo. …
Which Would You Prefer?
All these clothes are currently available at Walmart.
Yokosuka, Japan
Drove over to Yokosuka, Japan today. There is a Naval base over there. It is pretty neat to see. Here are some photos of that experience.
Naval Base Yokosuka
Went over to Naval Base Yokosuka on the edge of Yokohama bay and while over there these were a few of the cool Navy ships to see.
Cowboy in Gay Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it’s a gay bar. “What the heck,” he says to himself, “I really want a drink.” When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, “What’s the name of your willy?” The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All …
Prevent Terrorists From Using Currency
Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting. The Canadians have considered to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it. It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism. Muslim terrorists have to …
The Dawn Keye Diet
A nurse, who has done a lot of research about dieting, has given information about the various popular diets including Atkins, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, and the South Beach Diet. One diet about which you haven’t heard about previously, but which I insist works for almost everyone:
Mount Fuji Japan
Drove over to Mount Fuji today. Here are some of the photos that were snapped along the way and different views from the volcano.
Sights Around Mount Fuji
Drove over to Mount Fuji and there were low level clouds, but there was a break in the clouds enough for me to get some photos and some different views around Mount Fuji.
Differences Based Upon the View
Mount Rushmore from the Canadian Side.
Father’s Day
This one really touched my heart. Remember Father’s Day is Sunday June 21st. “Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in my Daddy’s computer.” “Amen.”
Asakusa – Tokyo, Japan
Went to Asakusa in Tokyo, Japan today. Here are some photos of the things I saw while I was there.
Buddhist Temple in Asakusa, Tokyo
Took the subway train to visit the buddhist temple in Asakusa district of Tokyo.
Grilling Tip
As every Southerner knows, come spring it is time to get ready for that all-important cooking technique of the south — outdoor grilling! I have just found out there are several stores (not just in the South) where you can get a FREE Bar-B-Q grill! You can get a free BBQ grill from any of …
Management Challenges
[Abstract] The purpose of this document is to describe what types of management challenges can be incurred based upon a scenario of Kucera Clothier‚ introducing a collaboration system into their organization. Also included within this document are methods that can be used to manage change with expectations of other personnel. This document is intended for …
An Actual Craig’s List Personal AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacke t that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for …