Category: Thoughts

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri Newest Billboard of Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton has committed many atrocities and still needs to be held accountable for her actions. Related Posts 2016 United States Presidential Race Views A Presidential Odyssey: Exploring Bill Clinton’s Impactful Legacy Ted Nugent Speaks About Democrats

American’s Are Dreamers Too

American’s are dreamers too. Why does Hollywood and liberals put foreigners before an American? Related Posts The Silver Screen and the Political Stage: Exploring the Intriguing Connection Between Hollywood and Politics Oscars 2017 Hollywood Loves Trump

Jimmy Kimmel Hosts the Oscars Again

Jimmy Kimmel hosts the 90th Academy Awards…again. Let’s hope he keeps the event fun and lighthearted. Let’s also hope that he isn’t such of a liberal political tool. He was so much more funny when he was on the Man Show with Adam Carolla and much less of a political douche that he is now. …

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Dolby Theater at the 90th Academy Awards

The Dolby Theater doesn’t look as glamorous as it has at previous Academy Awards. Are they making a statement? Has their budget been cut? Are they not as involved as they have been in the past? Perhaps they don’t want to invest as much money as they figure fewer and fewer people will be watching …

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People Will Wear Almost Anything

You never know what people will wear on the red carpet. Would you take a look at the size of those earrings? Related Posts What it is Like to Walk the Red Carpet The Red Carpet Oscars 2016 Red Carpet Christmas: A Guide to Festive Elegance

Coverage From All the Angles

Will it be funny? Will it be political? Will it be for world peace? Will it be to help some third world country? No matter what the angle it is time for Hollywood to start helping to making America Great Again! Related Posts Donald J. Trump Works out a Trade Deal with Kim Jong-Un The …

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TMZ Tours

Is there time to catch a quick tour before the Oscars start? Related Posts Are the Oscars Prerecorded? Backstage Look at the Oscars 87th Academy Awards hosted by Neil Patrick Harris

Where to Stand

Where am I to stand on the red carpet? Related Posts The Red Carpet Oscars 2016 On the Red Carpet What it is Like to Walk the Red Carpet

Jimmy Kimmel Gets Ready to Host the Oscars

Jimmy Kimmel is getting ready and practicing for hosting the 90th Academy Awards tonight on ABC at 8 P.M. Easter/5 P.M. Pacific. Related Posts Oscars Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel Live After the Academy Awards Jimmy Kimmel Hosts the Oscars Again

Alcohol is Your Enemy

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Smart-ass Answers of 2017

SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. ‘Would you like dinner?’, the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.. ‘What are my choices?’ John asked. ‘Yes or no,’ she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she …

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Thailand Street Vendors

In Thailand street vendors will sell you anything. Here one has a nice bucket of eels to sell. Yummy! Related Posts Moray Eel Elephants in Thailand Thai Food – Neung Kapow

Meanwhile in Minnesota…

It’s been snowing all night. So the morning goes like this; 8:00 I made a snowman. 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman. 8:15 So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest. 8:20 The gay couple …

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Quantitative Easing Program

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Washington D.C. Ticket Agent

Please say some stupid things and a Washington D.C. Ticket Agent shares some of the things they have heard. 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman (Carol Shea-Porter) ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. (On an airplane!) 2. I got a call from …

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California Countryside

Some people say that California is a beautiful state. Apparently they haven’t been anywhere else. Southern California is dry desert that has been sun baked. If you think desert is beautiful, then this is the right place for you. Things don’t really start getting green until you are near San Francisco heading north. If you …

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A Date Which Will Live in Infamy…

The last time I was in Washington D.C. I snapped this photo at the World War II Monument looking towards the Washington Monument to recognize the date of the attack on Pearl Harbor. Related Posts Independence Day 2021 USS Bowfin USS Missouri

Why is the Bathroom on a Ship Called The Head?

Have you ever wondered why the bathroom on a ship is called the “head?” Here is the answer. Related Posts Undesirable Face Tattoo Must Love Seniors Seniors

Going to Home Depot

You are in the middle of some home projects: putting in a new fence, painting the porch, planting some flowers and fixing a broken door lock. You are hot and sweaty, covered with dirt, lawn clippings and paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit — shorts with a hole in …

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The Future is Here

Hello…is this Gordon’s Pizza? No sir, it’s Google Pizza. I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month. OK. I would like to order a pizza. Do you want your usual, sir? My usual? You know me? According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times …

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Do Not Block Fire Door

While I was parking at Target I happened to notice this scene and couldn’t help, but laugh because of the stupidity. It is actually kind of scary if you think about people needing to get out of the building in the event of an emergency, but some brilliant person put a big tree in the …

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Texas Signs

Only in Texas will you see signs like these . . . Related Posts Ocean Beach Hippies Unite! Bike Lane Bush 2004 Sticker Funny Watch the Gap Sign

A Short History Lesson

1923, Who Was: 1. President of the largest steel company? 2. President of the largest gas company? 3. President of the New York stock Exchange? 4. Greatest wheat speculator? 5. President of the Bank of International Settlement? 6.Great Bear of Wall Street? These men were considered some of the worlds most successful of their days…Now, …

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For Those Born Between 1925-1955

To all the kids who survived the 1930’s, 40’s, and 50’s: First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes. Then, after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our …

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Profound Quotes From Famous People Throughout History

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’ – Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: ‘No good in a bed, but …

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Things You Might Not Knows About Old Sayings

A SHOT OF WHISKEY In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink. This became known as a “shot” of whiskey. BUYING THE FARM During …

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California is a Sanctuary State

Watched NBC news tonight only to learn that California has become a sanctuary state. This is not a big surprise since California is probably the biggest liberal state in the union, however California is all about the money and I hope that they will lose federal funding because of this. Whenever a state puts criminals …

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Message to the National Football League

This is how real men and women behave during the singing of the National Anthem of the United States. Leave politics out of sports. This is during the playing of the National Anthem during Monday night football in Arrowhead Stadium where the Kansas City Chiefs played the Washington Redskins. Please take note of all the …

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The Will to Win

Yesterday I was at a sporting event and I saw this on the back of a person’s t-shirt, so I quickly snapped a photo. Some people want the reward without putting in the effort to earn it. Nothing in this world comes easy. There is no shortcut to victory. If you want victory, you need …

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In the Hood

Signs you know you are in the hood. Related Posts Crenshaw Boulevard Texas Signs Coming or Going

Life Reminders

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