Deer or Dear?

A man goes deer hunting and successfully fills his freezer with venison. One night he cooks some up for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is. The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. ‘Well’ he said, ‘It’s what mommy calls me sometimes’. The little girl screams, ‘Don’t eat it!!!….. It’s an asshole!!!

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