Divorce vs. Murder

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist,¬¨‚Ćlooked straight into his eyes,and said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’ ¬¨‚ĆThe pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’ ¬¨‚ĆThe lady replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’ ¬¨‚ĆThe pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, ‘Lord have mercy! ¬¨‚ĆI can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! ¬¨‚ĆI’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. ¬¨‚ĆAbsolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!’ ¬¨‚ĆThe lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. ¬¨‚ĆThe pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, ‘Well now, that’s different. ¬¨‚ĆYou didn’t tell me you had a prescription.’

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