Male or Female?

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example:

1.) Ziploc Bags — They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2.) Copiers — They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It”s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3.) Tire — Male, because it goes bald and it”s often over-inflated.

4.) Hot Air Balloon — Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there”s the hot air component.

5.) Sponges — Female, because they”re soft, squeezable and retain water.

6.) Web Page — Female, because it”s always getting hit on.

7.) Subway — Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8.) Hourglass — Female, because over time, the weight can shift to the bottom.

9.) Hammer — Male, because it hasn”t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it”s handy to have around.

10.) Remote Control — Female. Ha! You thought it”d be Male. But consider this — it gives a man pleasure, he”d be lost without it, and while he doesn”t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

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