Ski Vail

Ski Vail – The valley of the back bowls, 5289 skiable acres.

Breckenridge Ski Resort


Ski the Rockies at Breckenridge ski resort.

Arial View of San Diego

Arial view of San Diego, California.

Rocky Mountains

While flying over the Rocky Mountains I was trying to take a nice photo that included as many mountains as I could. After a few edits I think this shot came out pretty nice.

Posing For a Photo

Flying Over the Salton Sea

Mile High Stadium

Here is a nice arial photo taken while flying over Denver and the Mile High Stadium.

Flying Over the Rocky Mountains

While flying out of Denver, Colorado I was playing around with making a time lapse video of the Rocky Mountains.

Pikes Peak Colorado

View of Pike’s Peak from Colorado Springs, Colorado.

Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego


Flying out of the San Diego airport you may see the Marine Corps Recruit Depot (MCRD) San Diego sign.

Airport Terminal Convenience


If you remember the days of searching for an outlet while on travel it is good to see airports are becoming more convenient. Now you can find charging outlets right at your seat.

Moment You Are Beautiful

A Retired Marine

A retired Marine sits around the house all day, so one day his wife says, “Ed, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week.”

The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says, “Sure, why not? Show me to the vacuum.” Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

His wife says, “I didn’t hear the vacuum running, I thought you were using it?”

Exasperated, Ed answers, ”The stupid thing is broken, it won’t start. We need to buy a new one.”

“Really,” she says. “Show me it worked fine the last time.” So he did…

What Scientists Believe They Know About Breasts

Happy Thanksgiving 2018


Happiness is a pecan pie on Thanksgiving. Have a very happy Thanksgiving.

Grandfather of the Year

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long.” Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, “It’s okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there.”

At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the cart. Grandfather says again in a controlled voice, “William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool William.”

Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading is groceries and the boy into the car. She says, “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying that things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandfather.”

“Thanks,” says the grandfather, “but I am William, this little bastard’s name is Kevin.”

College GameDay Background Signs are Hilarious


If you ever watch College Game day on ESPN try reading some of the signs in the background. Some of them are pretty hilarious like this one behind Desmond Howard that says, “SOMETIMES I DON’T WIPE.”

Fun at Your Local Walmart

Smart Car Accident in Wisconsin

Put the Drops In

A Bad Neighborhood

If There Were Cellphones at the Red Sea

Pot Calls the Cattle Back

Plummers Camouflage

We Need to Have a Talk

O.C.D.

Do it for the Kids

Knowing Your Wife

Common Sense

Greatest Accomplishment

Protesting in California


Think about this when you go vote.

Breakdancing Goldfish

Walking Down the Fashion Aisle

Hoover Dam


While in Nevada I drove over to the Hoover Dam to take a tour and learn more about the dam that tamed the Colorado river and provides water and electricity to the desert south west of the United States. It was certainly a sight to see and interesting to learn about all that went into building the dam.

Boyfriend’s Wife Hates Me

Happy Halloween 2018


Wishing everyone a safe and happy Halloween full of ghouls, witches, and superheroes. Scare all those evil spirts out of town.

Texting For Seniors

Great Things About Japan

#1. Strike in Japan

#2. Drink Cans Have Names Written In Braille On The Top

#3. Japanese Fans Stayed Behind After The FIFA World Cup 2014 Match To Help Clean Up

#4. There Are Baby Seats Attached To The Wall In Most Bathrooms

#5. Here Is Some Of The Hospital Food I Ate

#6. You Can Often Find This Kind Of Toilet In Japan. Wash Your Hands And Reuse The Water For Your Next Flush

#7. Japan’s Manhole Covers Are Beautiful

#8. Most Japanese Schools Don’t Have Custodians. Instead, The Students Do The Cleaning Themselves As A Part Of Showing Gratitude To The School And Learning How To Become More Productive Members Of Society

#9. The Note In Japanese Says, “I Accidentally Knocked Over Your Bike And Broke The Bell. I Am Very Sorry.”

#10. This Is How Smooth The Bullet Train Is In Japan

#11. I Dropped My Shopping Bag On The Streets Of Osaka And When I Went Back To Look For It Later That Day, Someone Had Placed It Next To A Tree Untouched

#12. Commuters In Tokyo Pushed A Train Car To Save A Woman Who Fell And Got Stuck Between The Car And The Platform

#13. Koi Fish Even Live In Drainage Channels In Japan.

#14. Japanese Toilets Often Have A Button That Plays White Noise/Water Sounds So You Can Poop Without Other People Hearing Your Business.

#15. Another Reason Why I Love Japan

#16. In Trains You Can Rotate The Seats In Any Direction

#17. Another Great Japanese Invention: Umbrella Lockers. So You Don’t Have To Carry Them Around Inside A Building And Nobody Takes Yours ‘Accidentally.’

#18. This Toilet In Japan Has A System Of Occupied/Vacant Toilets Information.

#19. Expectations Meet Reality In Japan

#20. This Japanese Gum Came With Little Pieces Of Paper Inside For You To Spit Your Gum In To When You’re Finished With It

Dog Years or Dog Beers

Southern Biscuits and Gravy

Entice Men to do Stupid Stuff

Wait For a Parked Car

Star Wars Characters


Darth Maul, Darth Vader, X-wing starfighter are just a few of the items on display at the Tokyo Central & Main store near Balboa avenue in San Diego, California.

One Piece Characters


I’ve never quite understood the Japanese cartoon One Piece. I’ve watched episodes and they just left me hanging with more questions at the end of each episode. Here are some of the characters.

Duct Tape Can Fix It


Found this use for duct tape at the local Walmart. Duct tape can make a water tight seal.

A Sight For Sore Eyes


These are exactly the sights I like to see after a Dallas Cowboys and Washington Redskins rivalry game. Washington wins it 20-17.

Better Than No Job T-shirt

DC Comic Book Characters


Statuettes of some DC comic book characters to include the Joker, Harley Quinn, and the Riddler.

Japanese Characters


While walking around a Japanese store I came across these characters. Japanese seem to love their women with big breasts, dressed scantily, or dresses as a school girl while they want the men to look cool and carry samurai swords.

Plush Japanese Animal Pillow


While at a Japanese store I found these plush animal pillows that were soft as can be, however after spinning the pillow around I noticed the pillow had a butthole stitched right on there. I’m not exactly sure why that is necessary, but it made me laugh so I snapped a photo.