Tag: Food

Must Be Cold in That Fridge

If She Pulls a Knife During an Argument Counter with This

McDonald’s Staff Making Filet-o-Fish

Stripping to Feed Her Kids

Added Some Clothes to the Thanksgiving Turkey

Bring Cold Wildlife Indoors to Warm Up

Things to See Around Xi’an Marketplace

Walking around Xi’an I came across this marketplace. This place had it all. There was food, candy, restaurants, beverages, interesting architecture, fountains, shows, and a lot of friendly people to meet.

Tried Peking Duck for the First Time

“When in Rome do as the Romans do,” as they say. While in Beijing I had to give Peking duck a try to experience the local cuisine. The food was delicious. It was a little bit greasy, but that’s due to fat on the duck. They gave you sauces and vegetables you can try and …

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Shopping in Xi’an

No matter if you are shopping for food, drink, snacks, or even souvenirs in Xi’an, China there are all sorts of stores for you. Here are some of the sights of stores and products you could buy.

First Time Eating a Chinese Hamburger in Xi’an

Tried a Chinese hamburger at a local place in Xi’an. The owner wanted to film me taking a bite so she can post it to Chinese media. I’m a picky eater so that is always a scary thing to do, but as it turned out this was actually pretty good.

Favorite Meals Stretch Apart

Taco Tuesday

Fake Fare Market Comic

Why Does the Navy go to El Centro?

A Block of Cheese is a Loaf of Milk

All You Can Eat False Advertising

Stop in for Ice Cream

Hot Dog Machine Statistics

Why Are Married Women Heavier Than Single Women?

How to Keep a Man Happy

Hungry Child in the Lingerie Department

Thank Our Farmers

Biang Biang Noodles in Xi’an

In Xi’an, China there are noodles called “Biang Biang Mian” these are big slippery noodles that are a little bit spicy, but taste great. It is part of the fun trying to pick these big noodles up with chopsticks and the other half of the fun is enjoying their delicious taste. The interesting thing about …

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Hooters Girl Before Grabbing Your Food

My initial thought is get your finger out of those granny panties.

Spiced Duck Claw Snack

In China you can find all sorts of crazy things to eat. Here is just one example of something I found at the supermarket. Personally I didn’t know ducks had claws nor have I ever wanted to eat one, but apparently here they do.

Explain to Marines that Crayons are not Food

Eat More From the Ocean

Can I Take Your Order?

Grocery Shopping in China

I went grocery shopping in Beijing to buy some food and to see what types of food Chinese might have that we don’t have in the United States. It was interesting to see the wine selection with baskets with fruit below the wine, however much to my surprise there were all sorts of things that …

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Toast Muffins

Mexican Oysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. ¬†While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” The waiter replied, …

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