Category: Humor

Don’t Miss Out on Life

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We’ll Always be Best Friends

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Day 39 on Noah’s Ark

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Don’t Die a Virgin

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Noah’s Ark Complaint Department

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Not Falling For That Again

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Isn’t Easy to Sneak Away From Jesus

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A Dog Needs a Home

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Hail Mary

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Grass Flip Flops

Dateland, Arizona is setting all sorts of fashion trends with these stylish faux grass flip flops.  Granted there isn’t much grass that actually grows in Dateland these beauties must allow the wearer to imagine what it is like to walk on grass barefoot. Related Posts Pure Bred Idiot Hot Sauce Roulette Miss Kitty’s Store in …

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The Ten Condiments

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Oldest Apple Computer

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Recent Study Shows Women With Extra Weight Live Longer Than Men

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Relaxing Game of Golf

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Ice Cream Parlor

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’ Related Posts Banana Split Male Logic 2nd Opinion

Fishing With Moses

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Follow the Doctor’s Advice

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’ Morris replied, ‘Just doing …

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Noah’s Mother-in-law

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State of the Art Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty.” Related Posts Hearing Problems Plastic Garbage Bags Male Logic

I Can’t Eat That

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Vaginas Are Like the Weather

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Why Are You Getting Married?

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you’re getting married?” “Yep!” “Do I know her?” “Nope!” “This woman, is she good looking?” “Not really.” “Is she a good cook?” “Nah, she can’t cook too well.” “Does she have lots of money?” “Nope! Poor as a church mouse.” “Well, then, is …

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Take Your Time

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Who Plays With Them the Most

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Kangaroo Porn

Don’t you hate it when you are at the zoo and animals start humping?  I don’t know what kind of freaky stuff kangaroos are into, but these kangaroos are going at it with a lookie-loo watching. Related Posts Thailand Crocodile Show Feeding Crocodiles in Thailand That’s Why They Are Called Wildlife

Hospital Regulations

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.  However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.  After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me …

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Thinking About Sex

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What’s the Name of That Restaurant

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly.’ The other man said, ‘What …

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Palm Sunday

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Decreasing Stroke Odds

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Write it Down

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember…Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair “Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?” he …

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