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A Pictures is Worth 1,000 Words
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Motivational Posters #5
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Political Science For Dummies
DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICAN You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage …
Why Rio got the Olympics
Rio: or Chicago: Rio: or Chicago: Rio: or Chicago: Rio: or Chicago: Rio: or Chicago: Rio: or Chicago: When the question is asked if the Olympics can come to Chicago, the answer is: Related Posts 2022 Winter Olympics Hosted from Beijing, China Beijing Winter Olympics Signs The Big House
Eye Make-up
How important is eye makeup? Ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes. That’s why it’s so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied. Remember, if it weren’t for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young lady probably wouldn’t get a second look from most guys… I could …
Motivational Posters #4
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Clothes Donation
I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to piss off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn’t starving!! Related Posts Spandex – A Privledge Not a Right! Will Power A Christmas Story
Leather Smell
When a woman wears a leather dress, …A man’s heart beats quicker, And his throat gets dry, He goes weak in the knees, And he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? It’s because she smells like a new truck. Related Posts Fart in Bed Men Scary Halloween Story
Aisle Nine, Code Brown: The Chili Incident
I went to Home Depot recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented ‘you’re definitely going to s**t yourself’ road-kill chilli. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful, which comes …
The College Graduation
Three women go down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation. Apparently someone slipped something into their drinks, and they woke up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in …
Old Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‚ÄòSeven Points.’ His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’ A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says ‚ÄòTouchdown, tie score.’ After about five …
The Best Engine in the World
A notable gynecologist once said, “The best engine in the world is the vagina.” It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental. Related Posts Oil Change …
Example of “Bitter Sweet”
A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap; I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” She said, “You have the biggest penis of …
Belly Button Tattoo
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Pants and Panties
Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, ‘Here, try these on..” She did and said, ‘These …
A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder on Michael Jackson’s
This is quite touching. ……. .. ‚ ‚ .. ‚.. .. . . ‚ . . . . . .. . .. ‚. .. .. . ‚ . . … … .. … … … …. …. …… … … … …. ….. .. . .. . . ‚ .. . . . .. … …
Which Would You Prefer?
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To Be Six Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday. ‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, …
Fishing and Marriage License
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Cowboy in Gay Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it’s a gay bar. “What the heck,” he says to himself, “I really want a drink.” When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, “What’s the name of your willy?” The cowboy says, “Look, I’m not into any of that. All …
Wyoming Hot Tub Party
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Prevent Terrorists From Using Currency
Due to the global war on terrorism, many terrorist organizations have had their finances frozen. Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting. The Canadians have considered to redesign their currency to prevent the radical Muslims from even touching it. It is also hoped that this will have a positive effect on tourism. Muslim terrorists have to …
The Dawn Keye Diet
A nurse, who has done a lot of research about dieting, has given information about the various popular diets including Atkins, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, and the South Beach Diet. One diet about which you haven’t heard about previously, but which I insist works for almost everyone: Related Posts The Pasta Diet Atkins Diet is …
Differences Based Upon the View
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Father’s Day
This one really touched my heart. Remember Father’s Day is Sunday June 21st. “Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in my Daddy’s computer.” “Amen.” Related Posts Celebrating Fatherhood: Reflections on Father’s Day Celebrating Fatherhood: The Evolution and Significance of Father’s Day Celebrating the Unconditional Love and Sacrifices of Moms …
Poignant Thoughts on the Swine Flu
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Grilling Tip
As every Southerner knows, come spring it is time to get ready for that all-important cooking technique of the south — outdoor grilling! I have just found out there are several stores (not just in the South) where you can get a FREE Bar-B-Q grill! You can get a free BBQ grill from any of …
Not in the Travel Brochure
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An Actual Craig’s List Personal AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacke t that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for …
Obama was tricked
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