Tag: Sex

When She Feels Like Superwoman

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If She Can Take a Tattoo

Sugar and Spice, Minus the Nice: The Bittersweet Truth About Sperm

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A Woman’s Orgasm Isn’t Necessary

Rusty Roof Equals a Wet Basement

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When Buying a Used Bike I Hope it Wasn’t Ridden too Hard

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Navigating the World of Deafness-Causing Factors


When They Build a Statue For the Wrong Reason

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Sex Position Called the JFK

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I’m Calling Immigration Again

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Sex Addiction Therapist

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When the Sex is so Good the STD needs a Cigarette

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A Wet Pussy Makes a Cock Feel Good

Sometimes I don’t Want Sex

Someone Left Their Blowup Doll on the Airplane

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When You Don’t Know CPR, but You Try Your Best

Strange Things that Stirs Her Up Inside


Morning Breath is Why Doggy Style was Created

When a Girls Asks What You Are Looking For in a Relationship

Love is a Battlefield

No Matter How Bad Your Life is, Just Remember…


Andy’s Mom’s New Valentine’s Day Toy

Communication is Key on Valentine’s Day

When Your New Vibrator is on Point

Spice Things Up in the Bedroom

When She Says She Likes it Rough

Role Playing on Valentine’s Day

When She Stops by and Gives You Finger Guns on the Way Out

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An Angel From Heaven

An Angel visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into Heaven. The woman said she would try her best. The Angel visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on. “Not bad” said the woman, “I’ve given up …

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