He said To Me!

He said to me… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it?
I said to him… You wear pants don’t you?

He said to me… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him… That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing, but fart.

He said to me… What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him… Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me… How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him… I don’t know; it has never happened.

He said to me… Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him…They already have boyfriends.

He said… What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him… A widow.

He said to me… Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him… Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

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