Tag: KFC

Kentucky for Christmas: Unwrapping the Finger-Licking Tale of Japan’s Festive KFC Tradition

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Prepare yourself for an intriguing Christmas custom of Japan, centered around the peculiar tradition of indulging in KFC during the festive season. This cultural phenomenon stems from a brilliant marketing campaign by KFC in the vibrant 1970s, which forever revolutionized the way Japan celebrates Christmas. In this tale, imagine a nation entranced by the alluring …

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When PETA Reminds You Chickens Had a Family Just Like You

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My Favorite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.” She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my …

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2012 Social Security Stimulus Package

Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an “Obama Hope & Change” bumper sticker, and a “Blame it on Bush” poster for the …

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Keeping You up to Date

Playboy magazine reportedly offered Sarah Palin $4,000,000 to pose nude in an upcoming issue. Michelle Obama was offered $50 by National Geographic. We all remember when KFC offered a “Hillary” meal, consisting of two small breasts and two large thighs. Now KFC is offering the “Obama Cabinet Bucket.” It consists of nothing, but left wings …

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Kentucky Fried Chicken Political Bucket

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