Tag: funny
Darth Vader How to be a Better Boss T-shirt
I found a funny Darth Vader t-shirt on Amazon that I liked and bought. Â This is what it has on the front.
Funny Sign Slogan
SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.” A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: ” Blind man driving.” Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” At an Optometrist’s Office …
A Teaching Moment
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,”Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered so the teacher was about to pick on a random student. Little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I’m going to …
Relaxing Game of Golf
Explicit Language Warning.
Follow the Doctor’s Advice
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’ Morris replied, ‘Just doing …
Hospital Regulations
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital. After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me …