Tag: funny

When You Are Upset, but Still Accept Apology

I Don’t Always do the Wrong Thing, but When I do…

To Err is Human, to Arr is Pirate

a close up of a sign

The Delorean Must Be the Least Used Car Ever

Honked at the Car in Front and an Angry Alpaca Looked Back at Me

Must Be Cold in That Fridge

Doesn’t That Hurt When You Walk?

The Look My Cat Gives Me When I Clean My Room

If She Pulls a Knife During an Argument Counter with This

Asked My Wife if I’m the Only One

Wife Asked if She is the Only One

Funny Supportive Yoga Pants

Dog Destroys Family Toilet Paper Savings

Two Treasures in the House

Darth Vader How to be a Better Boss T-shirt

I found a funny Darth Vader t-shirt on Amazon that I liked and bought.  This is what it has on the front.

Funny Fishing Photos

What’s For Supper?

Song Stuck in Head

Human Vending Machine

Do You Ever Listen?

Makes You Look Better Naked

Funny Sign Slogan

SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE: “We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you.” A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK: ” Blind man driving.” Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.” In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” At an Optometrist’s Office …

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Am I a Bad Mom?

A Teaching Moment

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,”Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered so the teacher was about to pick on a random student. Little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I’m going to …

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Timing is Everything in Photography

Time Has Changed Mothers

Stop, Thief!

Punny Business Names

A Dog Needs a Home

Relaxing Game of Golf

Explicit Language Warning.

Follow the Doctor’s Advice

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’ Morris replied, ‘Just doing …

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