Happiness is a pecan pie on Thanksgiving. Have a very happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving 2018
Grandfather of the Year
A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, and all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: “Easy, William, we won’t be long.” Another outburst and she hears the grandfather calmly say, “It’s okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we’ll be out of here. Hang in there.”
At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the cart. Grandfather says again in a controlled voice, “William, relax buddy, don’t get upset. We’ll be home in five minutes, stay cool William.”
Very impressed, the woman goes outside to where the grandfather is loading is groceries and the boy into the car. She says, “It’s none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don’t know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying that things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandfather.”
“Thanks,” says the grandfather, “but I am William, this little bastard’s name is Kevin.”
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#2. Drink Cans Have Names Written In Braille On The Top
#3. Japanese Fans Stayed Behind After The FIFA World Cup 2014 Match To Help Clean Up
#4. There Are Baby Seats Attached To The Wall In Most Bathrooms
#5. Here Is Some Of The Hospital Food I Ate
#6. You Can Often Find This Kind Of Toilet In Japan. Wash Your Hands And Reuse The Water For Your Next Flush
#7. Japan’s Manhole Covers Are Beautiful
#8. Most Japanese Schools Don’t Have Custodians. Instead, The Students Do The Cleaning Themselves As A Part Of Showing Gratitude To The School And Learning How To Become More Productive Members Of Society
#9. The Note In Japanese Says, “I Accidentally Knocked Over Your Bike And Broke The Bell. I Am Very Sorry.”
#10. This Is How Smooth The Bullet Train Is In Japan
#11. I Dropped My Shopping Bag On The Streets Of Osaka And When I Went Back To Look For It Later That Day, Someone Had Placed It Next To A Tree Untouched
#12. Commuters In Tokyo Pushed A Train Car To Save A Woman Who Fell And Got Stuck Between The Car And The Platform
#13. Koi Fish Even Live In Drainage Channels In Japan.
#14. Japanese Toilets Often Have A Button That Plays White Noise/Water Sounds So You Can Poop Without Other People Hearing Your Business.
#15. Another Reason Why I Love Japan
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#17. Another Great Japanese Invention: Umbrella Lockers. So You Don’t Have To Carry Them Around Inside A Building And Nobody Takes Yours ‘Accidentally.’
#18. This Toilet In Japan Has A System Of Occupied/Vacant Toilets Information.
#19. Expectations Meet Reality In Japan
#20. This Japanese Gum Came With Little Pieces Of Paper Inside For You To Spit Your Gum In To When You’re Finished With It
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