Tag: Grandpa

Grandpa Smells Like Piss

Younger Generation Relies Too Much on Technology

Grandma & Grandpa

Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, “I don’t think you should take one Dad; they’re very strong and very expensive.” “How much?” asked Grandpa. “$10.00 a pill,” Answered the son. …

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Grouchy

A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question, ‘How did I get here?’ Her mother told her, ‘God sent you.’ ‘Did God send you,too?’ asked the child. ‘Yes,Dear,’ the mother replied. ‘What about Grandma and Grandpa?’ the child persisted. ‘He sent them also,’ the mother said. ‘Did he send their parents,too?’ asked the child. …

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