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Whoever is Trying to Bring You Down is Already Below You

Shopping for a Husband at the Men’s Store

Zen Teachings

1. Do  not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may  not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air:  It’s not that important unless you aren’t getting any. 3. No …

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