Category: Humor

Noah’s Mother-in-law

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State of the Art Hearing Aid

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A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty.” Related Posts Hearing…

I Can’t Eat That

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Vaginas Are Like the Weather

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Why Are You Getting Married?

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you’re getting married?” “Yep!” “Do I know her?” “Nope!” “This woman, is she good looking?” “Not really.” “Is she a good cook?” “Nah, she can’t cook too well.”…

Take Your Time

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Who Plays With Them the Most

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Kangaroo Porn

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Don’t you hate it when you are at the zoo and animals start humping?  I don’t know what kind of freaky stuff kangaroos are into, but these kangaroos are going at it with a lookie-loo watching. Related Posts Thailand Crocodile…

Thinking About Sex

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What’s the Name of That Restaurant

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and…

Palm Sunday

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Decreasing Stroke Odds

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Write it Down

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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember…Later that night, while watching TV, the…

Third Worm on Noah’s Ark

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The Magic of Cleavage

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The Haircut

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One day, a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and…

The Duck and the Lawyer

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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Dakota. He shot a bird, but it fell into farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up…

Where to Keep Holy Things

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You’re a Weatherman?

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Moses’ Mother

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