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Not the Itsy Bitsy Spider I Remember

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Some People Won’t Admit Their Faults

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What’s For Supper?

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Human Vending Machine

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Do You Ever Listen?

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Letter Rip

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Adultery is a Sin

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Please Be Patient

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Good in Bed

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Auto Repair Price List

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Leave the Bubble Wrap Alone

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For the Love of Bacon

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Don’t Die a Virgin

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Ice Cream Parlor

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’ Related Posts Banana Split Male Logic 2nd Opinion

State of the Art Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty.” Related Posts Hearing Problems Plastic Garbage Bags Male Logic

Why Are You Getting Married?

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you’re getting married?” “Yep!” “Do I know her?” “Nope!” “This woman, is she good looking?” “Not really.” “Is she a good cook?” “Nah, she can’t cook too well.” “Does she have lots of money?” “Nope! Poor as a church mouse.” “Well, then, is …

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Hospital Regulations

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.  However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need my help to leave the hospital.  After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me …

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Thinking About Sex

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Third Worm on Noah’s Ark

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Moses’ Mother

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Groundhog Day 2019

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How I lost My Teeth

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Thank You For All You Give Me

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Some Days Start Great

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Posing For a Photo

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Moment You Are Beautiful

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What Scientists Believe They Know About Breasts

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Put the Drops In

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Do it for the Kids

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Entice Men to do Stupid Stuff

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Behind Every Woman

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