Tag: Humor

Great Conversation Starter

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Philosophers’ Views of Wives and Marriage

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.. Sacha Guitry By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be …

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New Restaurant

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. I would Recommend it very highly.’ The other man said, ‘What …

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Elderly Couple

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember … Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the …

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The Snow Storm

I just got off the phone with a girlfriend, living in northern North Dakota near the Canadian border. She said that since early this morning the snow has nearly reached waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. Her husband …

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Simple Philosophy

This is a deceptively simple philosophy that I have been working on and refining for most of my life. I am delighted to say that I believe I have refined it down to its essence – sufficiently to share it with a select band of friends that may appreciate its elegance and simplicity. Related Posts …

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Church Signs

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Motivational Posters #8

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Motivational Posters #7 (Meanwhile)

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Motivational Posters of Wisdom

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Military Motivational Posters

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The Things I Owe My Parents

1. My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.” 2. My Parents taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.” 3. My Parents taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, …

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Women

A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She …

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Mature Motivational Posters

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An Airline With a Sense of Humor

Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Check out their new livery! Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard …

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Why Teacher’s Drink

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Girls With a Sexy Sense of Humor

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Motivational Posters #6

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Motivational Posters #5

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Motivational Posters #4

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Father’s Day

This one really touched my heart. Remember Father’s Day is Sunday June 21st. “Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in my Daddy’s computer.” “Amen.” Related Posts Celebrating Fatherhood: Reflections on Father’s Day Celebrating Fatherhood: The Evolution and Significance of Father’s Day Celebrating the Unconditional Love and Sacrifices of Moms …

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Motivational Posters #3

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Motivational Posters #2

Here are some more motivational posters. Some may be duplicate images with different messages…entertaining none the less. Related Posts Happy New Year! Radio Station Took Suggestion Comic CON 2016

Motivational Posters #1

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Military Humor

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Motivational Posters

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Things You Don’t See Everyday

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A Rotten Old Thing

It seems that there were twin brothers by the name of Jones, John and Joe. John was married and Joe was single. Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated boat. It so happened that Joe’s boat sank on the same day that John’s wife died. A few days later a kindly old lady met …

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You named it what?

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The Real Health Hazard? Reading Too Much

Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you; The next day I stopped smoking. Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you; The next day I stopped eating red meat.. 8 days ago, I read that drinking can kill you; The next day I stopped drinking. Yesterday, I …

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How To Avoid The Flu

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system. Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim, take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc. Wash your …

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