The first man married a woman from Alabama. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from South Dakota . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Wisconsin … He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
Proof That Humans Will Notice Anything Except the Driver of the Car
2011-09-22
For young men, it’s a nice ass. The really observant ones will even notice the thong.
For older men, it’s simply a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.
The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.
The wise men will admire the presence of mind of the photographer—grateful that such beauty was captured and shared with humanity.
For half of the women, this is just an ordinary woman who should not have left the house dressed that way.
The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.
The wise women imagine the misery this will become at age 50.
Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice that the real surprise is a dog driving the taxi.
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